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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie: I'm touched yet somewhat baffled at your choice of gift, since I'm not that crazy about maple syrup and am downright afraid of roosters. But as they say, it's the thought that counts. Although how you arranged this from beyond the grave is another disturbing question.