Zelda
My blogs
- Things I Won't Say On Facebook
- PAYASITA POLITICO
- SLEEPING UGLY: The Life and Adventures of Zelda and Jethro
- Safety
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Castration |
| Location | Don'tLookForMe, Anywhere, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a crack-ho lazy mom who vacillates between feelings of inadequacy and delusions of grandeur. I am not bothered by kid snot, garlic breath or Bob Dylan's voice. But pinch me with your toes and I will probably kill you. |
| Interests | Not ever sweating too hard, cut and assemble projects, older men, pieholes and snuff films. |
| Favorite Movies | The Godfather I & II, O Brother Where Art Thou?, True Romance, LOTR trilogy |
| Favorite Music | Bluegrass, Folk, Rock, Metal... |
| Favorite Books | One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Pillow Boy of Lady Onogoro, Flashman at the Charge, any biography of Ben Franklin, histories... |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because not only do I have no clothes, I also have no feet.