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Occupation Freelance Writer
Location Ayutthaya, Thailand
Introduction I hate poodles, horses, Precious Moments figurines, adults who wear Disney apparel, worms, large birds, and the weird clown thing from "Saw", long lines, astronauts, and musicals. I love running long distances, handbags, getting tattooed, and winning stuff.
Interests running, reading, writing, plotting well-executed pranks, compulsive online shopping, watching other people smoke
Favorite Movies Rear Window and anything Alfred Hitchcock did, old monster movies, Superbad, Bringing Up Baby, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Favorite Music Lyle Lovett and shitty 70's music
Favorite Books All books by Mike Perry and Justin Isherwood, Notes from the Underground, and magazines; since I don't feel like investing myself in whole novels anymore

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of brass, sassafrass.