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Gender Male
Industry Business Services
Occupation I hate my job . . .
Location Lebanon, Ohio, United States
Introduction Cuddly-wuddly Satanic Teddybear
Interests Music (playing and listening), literature (reading and writing), and of course contemplating the meaning of the letter W and its similar disfigurment to the letter V and its awkwardly unique quality of being the only letter with 3 syllables which shares phonetical similarites to the letter U . . .
Favorite Movies Too many to list . . . so let me just say I watch everything from cartoons to Hollywood bang-bang to Hollywood crap to independent films to wannabe independent films to foreign films to splatter-fests to cheesy horror flicks to fantasy to science fiction to family fun films to documentaries to mocumentaries (Christopher Guest rules!) to artsy-fartsy junk to pornography . . . in the end I am willing to bet I have something in my collection you've never heard of . . .
Favorite Music 1349, . . . And Oceans, Acid Bath, Aes Dana, Agalloch, Agents of Oblivion, Alice In Chains, Arkona, Azure Emote, Bile, Blood Red Fog, Burzum, Ray Charles, Cold, Cradle of Filth, Cry of Silence, Danzig, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, The Deadlights, Deathspell Omega, Divinity Destroyed, Drudkh, Equilibrium, Fear of Eternity, Fleetwood Mac, Forest of Fog, The Gathering, Graveworm, Grip Inc., Guns N' Roses, GWAR, Hate Eternal, Hecate Enthroned, Helloween, I.C.E. (Imperial Crystaline Entombment), Immortal, Jack Off Jill, Local H, Lords of Acid, Lunar Aurora, Macabre, Mary's Window, Megadeth, Metsatoll, Ministry, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, My Ruin, Necroblaspheme, Nocte Obducta, Nokturnal Mortum, Nortt, Paradise Lost, Rammstein, Dax Riggs, Scarve, Bernadette Seacrest, Sinister, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Six Feet Under, Stabbing Westward, Stone Temple Pilots, Svartsot, Thy Light, Tool, Type O Negative, Vision Bleak, Tom Waits, Weakling, Wedard, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Wumbscut, X-Cops
Favorite Books There are hundreds of books I could list but I'll try to keep to a few that span my genre interests . . . John Irving: The Cider House Rules, Ayn Rand: Anthem, Neil Gaiman: American Gods, Clive Barker: Imajica, Mark Z. Danielewski: The House of Leaves, Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho, Poppy Z. Brite: Lost Souls, Max Brooks: Zombie Survival Guide, George R.R. Martin: A Song of Ice and Fire (series), Kevin J. Anderson: The Saga of Seven Suns (series), John Scalzi: Old Man's War, Kate DiCamillo: The Tale of Despereaux, Jim C. Hines: The Goblin's Quest, Gregory Macguire: Wicked, and of course the comics: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Dogwitch, Aliens, Fallen Angel . . . and of course philosophers: Friedrich Nietzsche, Albert Camus, Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Heidegger

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

. . . uh, is there a joke in there somewhere or am I missing something?