Miasma

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Marketing
Occupation Intern
Location Corvallis, Oregon, United States
Introduction I drive a little green Jeep and am addicted to Captain Crunch. I consider dirt roads my Mecca and shopping malls a second home. I love high heels and hiking boots. Dogs don't like me. I invest too much energy in my hair.I love books, but have trouble finding time for them. I think all politicians are wrong. I disagree with the underlying concepts used to design the Constitution. I want to move to Ireland. I wish I knew more about cars and science. Education and communication are the answer. 42 is the other one. Sun makes me laugh. Rain makes me smile. Snow makes me ski. Storms make me sing. I have a huge ego, but still manage to be insecure. I don't wear makeup, ever. Some days I think I'm a pirate. I make fun of religion. I miss being able to drink Dr. Pepper. I have been described by the word moxie. I think boys are stupid and girls are crazy. I like video games, but suck at them. I bowl, a lot. I can talk my way out of anything. I get my way. I'm spoiled. I would do anything for my friends. I drink far too much iced tea. My phone is more complicated than I need it to be. I have 8 pairs of sunglasses. I like the temperature unusually warm. Everybody loves me, that's why I'm here.
Interests Horseback Riding, Skiing, Poker, Cribbage, Bowling, Pool, Off-Roading, Camping, the Mountains, Reading, Writing, Politics, Museums, Art, Religion, Travel, Passport Stamps, International Studies, the Middle East, Haiti, the Environment, Global Warming, Marketing, Languages, Psychology, Philosophy, Pirates
Favorite Movies Gladiator, Thank You For Smoking, What Women Want, the Devil Wears Prada, Moulin Rouge, The Illusionist, V for Vendetta, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Catch Me If You Can, Indiana Jones, Adaptation, Across the Universe, Blues Brothers 2000, Cool Hand Luke, the Last Boyscout, Enchanted
Favorite Music Garth Brooks, Trace Adkins, Chris LeDoux, Montgomery Gentry, Nickelback, VanZant, Kane, Roger Miller, David Lee Murphy, Statler Brothers, Alabama, Brooks & Dunn, Clay Walker, Dierks Bentley, Eric Church, Faith Hill, Hot Apple Pie, Jason Aldean, Johnny Cash, Josh Turner, Kenny Chesney, LeAnn Rimes, Aerosmith, 3 Doors Down, the Beatles, Alkaline Trio, Autopilot Off, Amber Pacific, Billy Joel, Daughtry, Chevelle, Coheed and Cambria, Bowling For Soup, Disturbed, The Eagles, Godsmack, Green Day, Less Than Jake, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Guns N' Roses, Matchbox Twenty, Modest Mouse, Papa Roach, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, Alyse Black, Nina Simone, Tony Bennett
Favorite Books Lancelot Du Lethe, Wicked, On the Road, Vows & Honor trilogy, Spellsong Cycle, the Saga of Recluce, HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy series, DragonLance Chronicles, Night, Sherlock Holmes, the Sun Also Rises, the Count of Monte Cristo, Dune Books, Doc Maynard: The Man Who Invented Seattle, Song of the Lioness, Narnia, the Lovely Bones, Lord of the Rings, Pern Novels, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead, Crime and Punishment, The Wheel of Time, Brave New World, Dante's Inferno, Othello, The Picture of Dorian Gray

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

I can transform into a preposterasaurus - a magical, invisible, color changing dinosaur.