EekHarmony
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | "I am most passionate about my family, my home, and great food and wine. Am affectionate, easy going, loyal, and caring. Although I am told I appear to be reserved and "elegant", I can also mimic a kookaburra call (much to my daughter's embarrassment) but only when you get to know me. I am tall, slim and look after myself. I am not botoxed, collagen enhanced, nipped, tucked, or augmented. I am very down to earth with a good sense of humor and always try to look on the bright side, even when the sky is falling in. It would be nice to find someone who appreciates me as I am, and who wants to make some great memories together as a partner not an afterthought." Why did this profile draw a head case? |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
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