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My blogs
| Industry | Human Resources |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Damage Control |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | The Spawnlings Too many people won't like that term. Get over it. I spawned them; I live with them--I can call them what I like. Why, yes, I do love them, but Thank God I don't define myself only by them. And anyone who cannot see their children for who they are--good and bad, amusing and frustrating--needs a reality check that won't bounce. (My theory and hope is that they will get one soon enough). I am the kind of parent who can love them with that primal-what-on-earth-would-I-do-without-them-all-encompassing love, but there are days when I would be willing to consider selling them to the gypsies...and since I'm really really blessed, I have a day or two, now-and-then, during which I'd consider paying the gypsies to come and take them. At least for a few hours. I find them alternately amusing and frustrating. Usually at the same time--and sometimes, for the same reasons. |
| Interests | What's that smell? What is that stuck to the carpet? What are you doing to the cat? What's that noise? |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No, but sporks are evolved from spoons. They're evil too.