The Keesing Bandit

About me

Gender Male
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation Good looking P.O.
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction Though I am not gay, I do suffer from the same sexual orientation issues that the vast majority of north side men suffer from. Why eliminate almost half the population unnecessarily?
Interests Starbucks, bathhouses, massages, primping my hair. Learning about everything.
Favorite Movies Boys in the Sand, Brokeback Mountain
Favorite Music Kenny G. Village People. Elton John. Barry Manilow. RIP--Peter Allen, Liberace, and Freddie Mercury.
Favorite Books Anything by Hunter S. Thompson and Martha Stewart.

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he says---Kees me you fool!!!!