oldfrenchwhore

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Gender FEMALE
Industry Architecture
Location Seattle, WA, United States
Introduction Well there is my shoe collection, my French maid outfit, my searing intellect, my nurturing side (really), my sense of humor, my AutoCAD Warrior Princess title, my good taste, my modesty...I could go on and on. Some people consider that a reason not to know me. I'm trying real hard these days not to wield my sarcastic wit like a tire iron, but I sometimes fail. Like most people on this planet I am somewhat emotionally ill, and I have been known to be wrong. But on the other hand, the words "I'm sorry" don't have to be pried from my lips with a crowbar when I'm at fault. I have power tools and I know how to use them. If you're a card-carrying fundamentalist Christian, you should just avert your eyes, say a little prayer and go on over to The Discovery Institute. SPOILER ALERT: you won't find your brains over there (or anyone else's). Oh and let's see if we can keep the words "baggage" and "Dr. Phil" out of it, alright? Harsh? Maybe, but life is short-get a fucking helmet.
Interests Shoes, Architecture, Transcendental Meditation, Design, Fashion, Movies, Zumba, Physical Fitness, Traveling, Staying Alive, Not Being Homeless, Having Insurance, Avoiding Prison...the usual.
Favorite Movies Not in any particular order: End of Watch, The Hunger Games, The Hangover, SuperBad, Across the Universe, Casablanca, The Thin Red Line (Best. War. Movie. Ever.), Casablanca, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Strictly Ballroom, all the Toy Story movies, Make Mine Mink, The 88 Fingers of Dr. T, The Sound of Music, West Side Story, Oklahoma, Show Boat, The Music Man, NO Country For Old Men, The African Queen, Charade, Shane, Old Yeller, Pride & Prejudice (A & E Version with Colin Firth!), Megamind, all the "Jeeves & Wooster" movies
Favorite Music Too much to list...But pretty much anything that isn't Smooth Jazz (a la Kenny G), or most country (except the old school stuff). LCD Soundsystem is in my blood however, and is taking up a lot of space that used to be devoted to shoes.
Favorite Books Oooh, just finshed "Embassytown" by China Mieville!!! Fucking Awesome!!! Anything by Haruki Murakami, Cormac McCarthy or Jane Austin, Sherman Alexie and many, many more...I'll get back to this in my spare (HA!) time.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

I'm not going to drink it, you are.