|Location||Seattle, WA, United States|
|Introduction||Bestselling author of the Greywalker series. Kind of a weirdo. And a hermit. Who lives on a sailboat.|
|Interests||chocolate, Irish whiskey, Bourbon, ferrets, motorcycles, firearms, sailing, World of Warcraft, sex--but not with you|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?