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CELIAC ROBOT LLAMA: pie is a danger to us all...

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Location	New York, NY, United States
Introduction	Thousands of years ago... the Llama Army and the Robot Army battled fiercely for control of the Earth, which in the language of the time was called "Shununuvits". The bloodshed and dismantling of internal components had carried on for 43 centuries, in which time continents were created and destroyed and the planet's supply of sweet, sweet nectar was depleted. Both the Llama people and the robot people relied on the sweet, sweet nectar, but for different purposes. The Llama people used to shamefully ingest the sweet, sweet nectar through their food-holes (where solid and liquid items were passed into their fur-coated bodies for processing by their internal components, and conversion in the brown tar). The Robot people, on the other hand would shamefully pass the sweet, sweet nectar through their nectar, bolts and shavings insertion ports to be processed by their internal components and eventually converted into the brown tar. Vlardec, king of the Llama warriors was cryogenically frozen to eternally preserve his vast and unparalleled knowledge of obscure Scrabble words like "qat" and "li".

Location

New York, NY, United States

Introduction

Thousands of years ago... the Llama Army and the Robot Army battled fiercely for control of the Earth, which in the language of the time was called "Shununuvits". The bloodshed and dismantling of internal components had carried on for 43 centuries, in which time continents were created and destroyed and the planet's supply of sweet, sweet nectar was depleted. Both the Llama people and the robot people relied on the sweet, sweet nectar, but for different purposes. The Llama people used to shamefully ingest the sweet, sweet nectar through their food-holes (where solid and liquid items were passed into their fur-coated bodies for processing by their internal components, and conversion in the brown tar). The Robot people, on the other hand would shamefully pass the sweet, sweet nectar through their nectar, bolts and shavings insertion ports to be processed by their internal components and eventually converted into the brown tar. Vlardec, king of the Llama warriors was cryogenically frozen to eternally preserve his vast and unparalleled knowledge of obscure Scrabble words like "qat" and "li".