Malice Blackheart
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| Gender | MALE |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Canada |
| Introduction | I write long rants and shitty poetry. I do not care what you think. |
| Interests | English Literature, Creative Writing, Poetry, Prose, Theatre, Video Games, Dating, Rants, Atheism, Anti-Theism |
| Favorite Movies | Back to the Future, The Crow, Vampire Hunter D, The Girl Next Door, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Casablanca, Pump Up The Volume, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Groundhog Day, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter |
| Favorite Music | Classical, Alternative, Louder does not equal better |
| Favorite Books | Slaughterhouse Five, Catch 22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dracula, Frankenstein, East of Eden, Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones' Diary, Lord of the Rings, Paradise Lost, The Faerie Queene |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Oh, Canada It’s so goddamn cold here! I’d shoot myself If we didn’t have beer! With guns and lies, We stole the land From men we killed with pox. Now with flabby thighs, Our government Pays us to stroke our cocks. God, kill us now There’s nothing else to do. Oh, Canada We’re lazy cows, so “moo.”