Timothy "Funk Master" New
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | College Student and self-proclaimed Visionary |
| Location | United Kingdom |
| Interests | Reading, Video Games, Music, Movies |
| Favorite movies | The Shawshank Redemption, Layer Cake, The Warriors, The Deer Hunter, Fight Club, Back to the Future, Serenity, Escape from New York, Escape from L.A |
| Favorite music | David Bowie, Foreigner, Judas Priest, Kiss, Van Halen, Journey, ZZ Top, Yngwie Malmsteen, Alcatrazz |
| Favorite books | Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Dexter Dreaming Darkly, Survivor |