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Industry Technology
Occupation Tech Writer
Location Provo, UT
Introduction I work from home, frequently without pants on. I spend much of that time writing. Very little of that writing is about terribly interesting topics, although I can teach you to do fancy things with an Excel Spreadsheet. My five year plan includes getting a pig and a pug and writing a collection of children's stories about their wacky antics.
Interests Getting Political, Stirring up Controversy, Movies that can be described as 'Delightful Romps, ' Kitties, Puppies, Piggies, Using my Breadmaker, Alexis Arquette, Sarcastic Articles, Amusing Comics, Clever Puns
Favorite Movies Anything that can be described as a delightful romp that you wouldn't find in the Family section.
Favorite Music Eighties-Era Pop from Nordic bands.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

That corn-based biodegradable cutlery, obviously.