My blogs

Blogs I follow

Occupation	I'm an effing cat!
Location	Queens, New York
Introduction	First off, I'm a cat. My obese owner (Fat Stacey) adopted me into her lonely life for entertainment value between bags of bugles. My days were spent hiding from her Cheeto stained fingers behind the couch with her toenail clippings. Then one magical day, the office of unemployment decided that obesity was no longer a reason for a person to receive weekly checks and Fat Stacey (FS) had to return to her job as a greeter at Petco. With time and freedom to roam around the apartment, I slowly began to watch tv, learn the English language, surf the internet, read Baseballprospectus.com and eventually start my own blog all without FS getting the first clue. So this is my blog. It’s called Sports Teat because I have six nipples and give my readers plenty to suckle on. P.S. One time a doctor took my balls.
Interests	Trying to kill my obese owner, looking for my balls, smelling stuff, sports and hardcore nationalism.
Favorite movies	Loaded Weapon 1, You Only Live Twice, Last Boy Scout
Favorite music	Misfits, Squeeze, Bouncing Souls, The Boss
Favorite books	Asshole's Guide to Women