Martin G. Schalz

About me

Gender MALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Thorn in peoples sides
Location United States
Introduction Ahh yes, a temperature controlled enviornment. Full service too! What the? Auuuuuggghhhh! Where's my 30 day notice? You can't kick me out now! What's Detroit? Someone call child protective services, there's some guy in a mask, and he's spanking me! Bottle? God intended that I have boobs to suck on, not some damn bottle! School? I get to go to school? Yippe! School sucks! Except for nap time! Why do I have to learn letters and numbers? Damn rulers are meant to measure with, not smack my hand with! Ok, new school now. What's the point? Reality sucks, and I should not be learning this now. Different school again. Readjustment time. Californication? Naw, we hate earthquakes. Uh, oh. Mucho colder place. That's ok, kids like snow! Please stand by, work in progress.
Interests Old motorcycles.
Favorite Movies Stanley Kubrick, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Favorite Music Classic Rock, Opera, Classical.
Favorite Books I have yet to read everything, so I'll get back on this one.

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

The mirror in front of you, if you truly understand yourself...