El Comandante
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Protecting the World from Devastation |
| Location | Brooklyn, New "Gat Damn" York, United States |
| Interests | Lots of things. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
A replica of the first poop I took in my pants...Random should be replaced with stupid