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About me

Gender Male
Location Maine, United States
Introduction I hold the all-time record for best Facebook posts, as measured by myself.
Interests Family
Favorite Movies Shawshank Redemption, Office Space
Favorite Books Too many to list. I am a voracious reader.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

It depends on if my milkshake is into S&M.