Timmy Tim Tim
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Your future employee! Hire Me! |
| Location | Singapore |
| Introduction | Imagine a nobel prize winning intellectual marrying a stunning doctor turned supermodel. They have a child and this child is genetically blessed with all the favourable traits of his parents. An awesome specimin of humanity. *sigh* Pity Tim's dad wasn't a nobel prize winning intellectual. His mom wasn't a stunning doctor turned model either. Nonetheless, Tim O has a presence which commands attention when he enters a room. He attributes this to his charisma and magnetic personality. His friends attribute it to ugly clothes and B.O. A ladies man who never ceases to draw laughter with his charm and witty humour despite claims that he is actually corny and lame and that females are in fact laughing at him and not with him. Moreover, Tim has always been a 'complex' individual. As a youth he hung out mainly in shopping complexes.Always armed with the petrifying 'corny joke', he is to be feared. So be afraid. Be very afraid should you come across the Terribly Tickling, Totally Tragic, Typically Trying,Tumultuous Trail of Tim. |
| Interests | The 4 C's - Condominim, Car, Credit Card, and CLEAVAGE! |
| Favorite movies | Good Will Humping, Foreskin Gump, Pulp Friction, Dude Where's My Dildo?, Moulin Splooge, One Fell into the PooPoo's Nest, 21 Hump Street, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!, Sperms Of Endearment |
| Favorite music | Early 90's pop hits! I remember yodelling the chorus while performing fancy synchronised dances to 'Mr Vain. Haha I'm lying! I didn't know the lyrics. |
| Favorite books | I hate these questions. You can always come up with funny answers to other questions to hide the fact that you're an unintellectual illiterate shmo! Then they ask you for your favorite books and your BUSTED! |
The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
In constant fear of some chinese guy coming round to cut off my legs and making a meal out of em.