Jeff Scott, J.D.

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Investment Banking
Occupation i-banker
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction My 2 Main Goals in life are: 1) To help people and 2) To encourage them to not take life seriously. As George W. Bush would say, "I am a good man."
Interests Jokes, shredding important documents, not taking life seriously, making fun of those in power
Favorite Movies Glengarry Glenn Ross, Wall Street, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Pts. 1 & 2
Favorite Music Chimaira, Devildriver, Cradle of Filth, Slayer
Favorite Books Jim Cramer's 'Real Money', Soros on Soros, The Alchemy of Finance, anything by George Carlin

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Slink the slinky over the goats legs and throw the goat above you over the end of the well. With any luck, the goat will hold your weight.