not lisa

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Gender FEMALE
Industry Advertising
Location Dallas
Introduction I've recently been described as "zany", "saucy" and "cantankerous." I thought of these as fun descriptions until just now when I realized I sound like a new Golden Girls character who has a drinking problem. Whatevsies. Bottoms up.
Interests face-hiding hats for anonymous blog photos, apologizing to people who are named Lisa in real life

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

An icing bikini. Wouldn't everyone?