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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Guard Dog, Face Licker
Introduction I am a highly intelligent, charismatic, cultured canine (some say "mix breed", I think that sounds trashy) who was born requiring only two feet to do what most other animals require four feet to do. I believe that this means I am simply more highly evolved than my canine counterparts. I am the only dog I know that has my own set of wheels, too!
Interests Anything involving peanut butter.
Favorite Movies *Rudy* (Of course! It was titled after me.), *Beverly Hills Chiuahua* (Those are some hot tamales!)