About me

Gender Male
Occupation Tart
Location London, England, United Kingdom
Interests Anything, Love darts
Favorite Movies Airplane, Top Secret, Hot Shots, Police Squad, Loaded Weapon, Horror, Old British films, etc
Favorite Music Sia, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, Barry White, Love Unlimited, Love Unlimited Orchestra, Erasure, The Script, etc
Favorite Books The Guinness Book Of Idiots

Q: Why are elephants grey? A: So people don't mistake them for strawberries