About me

Gender Male
Location United States
Introduction I recently received my BA in History, Biblical Studies, and English (minor).I'm now a grad student working for an MA in English. I write short humor pieces for kicks when I should be busy doing other things.
Interests Blues, Jazz, literature, science, philosophy, Science Fiction
Favorite Movies Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Dark City, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Brazil, Clerks, Dogma, Timebandits
Favorite Music John Coltrane, Grant Green, Miles Davis, Wes Montgomery, Joe Pass, Albert Collins, Freddie King, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton, Howlin Wolf, Lightnin' Hopkins, Son House, Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Notorious BIG, Metallica, Slayer, Weezer, Pixies, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys
Favorite Books Latro in the Mist, Slaughterhouse-Five, Peace, Being and Nothingness, Fifth Head of Cerberus, Breakfast of Champions, Cat's Cradle, Mother Night, A Clockwork Orange, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Fear and Trembling, A Treatise of Human Nature, A Brief History of Time

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

A banana peel, cause the wet sock would hold the water, making it too heavy to fly.