Football Jesus

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Religion
Occupation Football Gurus
Location In your faceville, Hottietown, Azerbaijan
Introduction I am an ex-competitive fisherman and current tri county cup stacking champion 2 years running. I am a taurus with an impressive beanie baby collection. I know what computers are and I can make your fantasies spring to life like a mystical Incan panther. Can you handle it?!
Interests Fireworks, Samurai Swords, Speedboats, Flammables, submarine-related collectibles
Favorite Movies Roadhouse, Bloodsport, Rock and Roll High School, The complete Dorf boxset
Favorite Music Steve Perry, Jock Jams volumes 1-18, that's pretty much it.
Favorite Books see above...

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

...that's really stupid.