TIF News Desk

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About me

Gender MALE
Location United States
Introduction I run The International Football Newsdesk, a completely ridiculous spoof football news blog. http://TIFNewsdesk.blogspot.com
Interests Music, Books, Toothpaste

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It won't be made from anything; it'll just be a plinth amid a room full of statues to celebrate my life as the greatest statue thief there ever was.