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About me

Industry Government
Occupation Future U.S. President
Location Long Island, NY
Introduction I once bought Britney Spears a French Vanilla Frappuchino. The president of the Hells Angel’s knocked me down on my ass when I accidentally walked into him…and I mean literally walked into him (like a brick wall). One time I checked into a motel in San Antonio and had a note waiting for me that said, "Meet me tomorrow night by the mechanical bull." I poisoned Boomer Esiason with a liverwurst sandwich. One of the guitarists of Korn got pissed off at me because we couldn’t find a post office that was open. My dog likes to sing "Happy Birthday," even when it isn’t anyone’s birthday. I lost $50 when I found out that a wrestler did indeed do his food shopping next to the bookstore I worked at in college. Oh, and people keep telling me I remind them of Hugh Grant. Thought lately I’ve also been told Andrew McCarthy, especially now that I play with mannequins. It must be my boyish charm.
Favorite Movies a life less ordinary, american beauty, anything Kevin Smith, anything Wes Anderson, donnie darko, lost in translation, highlander, princess bride, transformers the movie, heavy metal the movie, and the God of all things funny…Mel Brooks
Favorite Music bon jovi, coheed and cambria, greyscale, guster, my chemical romamce, something corporate, straylight run, taking back sunday, the replacements…and country music? Lots o’ other stuff too.
Favorite Books Good Omens by Neil Gaiman, and There’s a Monster at the End of this Book: Starring Grover