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Industry Student
Occupation Nothin'
Location United States
Introduction zimdog has decided he does not fit entirely into either of these two categories: ~ 1. Animalia: Chordata: Vertebrata: Mammalia: Theria: Eutheria: Primates: Anthropoidea: Hominoidea: Hominidae: Homo sapiens ~ - OR - ~ 2. The (Great^18,000) Grandson of Adam. (If you think he does, then you need to check your righteousness....)
Interests Emily's farts, subconscious breathing, the concept of time, anything Nature, etc.
Favorite Movies the ones I would watch again
Favorite Music Bucket et al.
Favorite Books 1. the ones I've read 2. the one I wrote 3. the ones I have yet to write

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Remember the cartoon Dungeons and Dragons? I'd bless my bow so it would fire energy arrows of its own creation. As for faking being a bard, I don't even know what that means, so kiss my ass I guess.