La Cowntessa

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Gender FEMALE
Industry Arts
Location NYC, United States
Introduction Just a little cow in the big city! I have always been horribly amused by the idea of cows singing opera. I'm also horribly amused by bad puns. Thus, my secret identity as La Cowntessa, the Bovine Soprano, was born.

(If you think this is too silly for words, I'm probably not the sort of person whose work you will enjoy, truly. Silliness is truly the WD-40 of life.)

That said, I am probably just as serious as anyone, re: my profession. I am a professional musician with all the wealth of opinions and chattiness that accompanies the job.

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Because raspberries live evil, secret, alien lives.