TheModernMilf
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Location | Newport Coast, CA Baby |
| Introduction | Many Many Moons ago in a faraway kingdom called Long Island, two party people met and decided that going through with an unplanned pregnancy was the way to go. Thus, I arrived at a healthy 7lbs, 11oz. And what a beautiful baby I was (seriously, even without the extensions, I had it going on)! Shortly thereafter, these party people moved me and my lil bro (yep, they did it again) to a patch of land scorched by the burning ball of death, otherwise known as Phoenix, AZ. Throughout my childhood, I dreamed of torching my house and joining the circus as a trapeze artist. When that didn't pan out (carnie politics, apparently, it's something you have to be born into), I began cultivating my love of story telling, ecspecially with my parents and the cops. I got my learn on, met my cupcake, which came with a bonus, my dreamboat of a stepson, added to our family (dog named Ramrod), hammered out some scripts, "told stories" to the cops some more, graduated from the college, and here I am, in BEAUTIFUL and Sunny CA. Juggling a family, career and writing is a balancing act, but with enough prescription medication, it's do-able! |
| Interests | collecting stuff (Sacajawea coins, fingerless gloves, shrunken heads...)Writing, cooking, expiramenting with hallucinogenics, PTA fundraisers, designing moats |
| Favorite movies | Mother May I Sleep with Danger, Terms of Endearment, American Psycho |
| Favorite music | LOVE Classic Rock and hip hop |
| Favorite books | Does US Weekly count as a book? |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
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