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Gender FEMALE
Introduction I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural. I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life. I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.
Interests Life, philosophy, literature, humor, travel, writing, human nature, movies, television, pop culture, horror movies, reading, napping etc.
Favorite Movies Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Godfather, It's a Wonderful Life, The Sound of Music, Trainspotting, Pride and Prejudice (A&E), Halloween, really any horror movie (if you like scary movies and haven't seen the Orphanage you should check it out.)
Favorite Music Matt Nathanson. Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Shins, The Killers, Jack Johnson, The Clash, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Cake, Goldfrapp, Ingrid Michaelson, Jim Croce, Joni Michell, The Rolling Stones, Simon and Garfunkel, Florence and the Machine, Regina Spektor, etc.
Favorite Books I love reading. Pride and Prejudice, The Importance of Being Earnest, Catch 22, The Bell Jar, Dante Club, The Gun Seller, The Godfather, anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diaries, Hamlet (I know Shakespeare is cliche but I have honestly read it at least six times)