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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation I wish I could say a writer...
Location Florida, United States
Introduction Well, I'm not terribly interesting from the get go. I am unusual in some ways. I am a writer, or at least I write a lot. I've never been paid for any fiction I've done, but my work is quite popular in the junk mail arena (circular files everywhere know of me). Writing this stuff without worrying about publication is a bit more freeing. Some money would be nice, though.
Interests books, literature, writing, fiction, music, computers, apple, mac, Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Favorite Movies Interview with a Vampire, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Dracula, Nosferteau, The Hours, Dancer in the Dark, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Adaptation, Resident Evil, Jaws, 8 1/2, Blade, Moulin Rouge, Vampire Hunter D, Shawn of the Dead, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chicago, Natural Born Killers, From Dusk till Dawn, Kill Bill
Favorite Music Nine Inch Nails, The Dresden Dolls, Soul Coughing, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorilliaz, Janis Joplin, Funk, Disco, Ella Fitzgerald, Francis Faye, Radiohead, Current 93, Coil, Godspeed You Black Emperor, God Lives Underwater, PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, The Clash, Cowboy Junkies, Nurse with Wound, Billy Corgan
Favorite Books Interview with the Vampire, Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Haunted, Dracula, The Monk, Jane Eyre, Ill Seen Ill Said, John Keats' Poetry, Meg, The Trench, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Bell Jar, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series, Choke, The Godfather, Mrs. Dalloway, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Ender's Game, Maldoror, Company, Nowhow On, Exquisite Corpse, The Atrocity Exhibition, Paradise Lost, Lost Souls, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, New Rules

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

Stand in a pentagram. Whip out your Sharpie marker. Take a big sniff while spinning in circles and chanting. Feel different?