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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Substitute Teacher
Location Port Alberni, Canada
Introduction I am a writer of as yet unpublished comic books, short stories and anovel. I am also a substitute teacher which is scarier than Tom Berenger portrays. I am so very tired.
Interests comics, horror movies, noir films, clive barker, music (rock hiphop metal old country jazz classical), my wife
Favorite Movies Touch of Evil, Garden State, Hellraiser, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dead Man's Shoes
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, Metallica, Frank Sinatra, The Beach Boys, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Beethoven, The Clash, Faith No More, Turbonegro, Clutch
Favorite Books American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield, The Great and Secret Show and Everville by Clive Barker, A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, Golden Apples of the Sun by Ray Bradbury, I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will commemorate the death of the infidel and undisputed reign over the entire world. It will be made of cheese.