Oracle31
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Astrologer, Tarot Oracle |
| Location | Gypsy Town, Star State |
| Introduction | You see there are 2 of us. In my head. One 19 and one 51. We're Goddesses who rule over the cosmos, and you of course. One Personality- her name is Bhagwati. She's bossy, braggy, egotistical, cheeky, picky, workaholic with OCD. And as she's forced me to write, she's sharp, witty and pretty. Well gorgeous if I may say so. (Though she knows it.) And if I didn't say so she'd eat me alive. As she's not only a Goddess but worse, a lioness. 2nd personality-Bhairavi I'm the fat one. Ergo funny. I'm real bitchy too and narcissistic. I like to eat and tell ppl wat to do. I sting like a beeeeeeeeyatch. I'm also her sidekick and worship her royal behind. Both personalities: We're also couch potatoes, living a gypsy existence, and think no end of ourselves. Jealous? I know. We also have catfights. There's a lot of censored meowing. And scratch marks cured with homeopathic meds. But sometimes Simon Cowell lends us his Vycadin. |
| Interests | Me. Me again. Oh, wait, no just me. |
| Favorite movies | "Bhagwati & Bhairavi in Paris" "Venetian adventures of the Goddesses: Bhagwati & Bhairavi" |
| Favorite music | "Bhagwati learns to Rock" "Raag Bhairavi" "Bhairavi rules, and you drool." "Bhagwati's new fling" |
| Favorite books | "How to get a life the Bhairavi way" "The Gypsy Chronicles" |