Derek Loozander

My blogs

Occupation	Three Time Male Superblogger Of The Year
Location	The Desert
Introduction	1. I'm not your Average Joe 2. Although Facebook is a fantastic idea its really more about keeping out of touch than it is keeping in touch. And of course, blowjobs. 3. I'm a pretty cynical bastard but I have to say that this end-of-the-world-entertainment shit has got to stop! If it was really the end of the world trust me - none of us would know because it wouldn't be all over the TV because there would be no money to be made off of it - all of the money in the world would already be owned by Satan's Elite Army of Darkness - also known as the National Realtor Association of America. 6. I believe in taking a second to live. Finding some joy. Opening yourself up at all costs. Smiling. Getting an extra hour of sleep. Slowing down your step. Moving somewhere you've never been to. Loving somebody you never expected to. I believe being brave is the ability to go forward.