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Gender Female
Introduction 35 y/o mom to "Stink". Remarried to a guy who could do much better. Crap. Just realized I'm 36. Ah, double crap. It took Frank to point out that I'm 37.
Interests Reality television. US Weekly. Blog stalking. Porn.
Favorite Books Anything by David Sedaris.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Similar to losing your virginity, I'd imagine.