derfina

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Location 15 feet out from the bank, 22 feet from the bottom, Heart O' Dixie, United States
Introduction I love a lot. I wait a lot. I try to find a lot to laugh at. I don't usually have trouble with that. I pray a lot. I'm not always sure who or what I pray to, but I firmly believe that prayer makes a difference. I try not to panic very often. I try to learn something new every day. I spend a lot of time poking my nose into other peoples' bidness via their blogs. I clean up an awful lot of feathers. You can dress me up, but you can't really take me out. I travel a lot when I can find bird sitters and we take them with us when I can't. I drink, prolly to excess, but I rarely get sick because my body is a hostile environment to germs (or maybe no SELF RESPECTING germ would LIVE in my body?) I collect: gnomes, passport stamps, MONEY-preferably US dollars or Euros, red headed womyn and chicks named Stephanie. My Momma taught me many many years ago that girls don't fart, they foosie. She taught me lots of other chit too. Thanks for stopping by-leave me a comment and let me know you were here, feel free to link to me, or email me at jacquelynn.fortner@gmail.com
Interests African Grey, amsterdam, art, art history, babies, background noise, beer, biking, birds, boating, cerebral palsey, comedy, computer games, computers, conures, curry, ducks, epilepsy, faith, friends, geese (i guess), gnomes, green cheeked conure, houseboat living, humor, hurricanes, iphone, kindle, kittens, learning new things, maroon bellied conure, movies, museums, parrots, paris, people watching, plays, puppies, reading, remote control boats, rome, shoes, sex in the city, shiny things, storm watching, theater, tragedy, travel, trees, turtles, watching the river, wind, womyn, world of warcraft
Favorite Movies Jesus Christ Superstar, Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Thelma and Louise, Under the Tuscan Sun, Pretty Woman, The Jerk
Favorite Music Joan Armatrading, Amy Winehouse, Annie Lennox/Eurythmics, Joe Cocker, Kansas, Macy Gray, Mana, Meatloaf, Melissa Ethridge, Toby Lightman, The Zombies
Favorite Books The Great Santini, Under the Tuscan Sun, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, The World According to Garp, Gay Haiku, author Tim Dorsey's Serge Storm series

Paper or briefs?

No thanks. I already ate.