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About me

Gender Female
Location Spring Hill, Kansas
Introduction i am a random lunatic. but i have a LOT of fun. i'm just chronicling my laid-back, wild, almost always contradictory life one blog post at a time.
Interests being a drunk, stalking blogs, people who don't think "that's what she said" is something funny & should be said at the end of every sentence, lunatics like myself, skittles, talking about sex, having sex & not getting pregnant, taking care of my daughter (god you'd never know would you?), going on picnics, swimmin naked in the pool/lake, offending people with farts, offending people with crude jokes, making new friends which never happens because i'm always just offending people, finding the sexual innuendos in spongebob squarepants episodes, eating popcorn after hanging out with my good friend mary jane, butterfingers, praying that my mother doesn't find this blog even though i'm a grown ass woman, saying BOOM every time i make a point, head butting, being a SAHM & never accomplishing anything, BLT sammies, thinking about working out/riding a bike (but thinking is as far as it ever goes), playing this game called SpinBingo it's really stupid how much I play it, jamming harder than life to music when i'm in my car, skype with strangers
Favorite Movies zombieland and anything with mila kunis, seth rogan, emma stone or bill murray (note: 2 of the 4 are in zombieland) REP THE FAVE MOVIE OF THE MONTH! what what!?
Favorite Music Anything I can dance to, sing to, jam to, cry to, laugh to, wiggle to, shake to, or fuck to. I can dig it all.
Favorite Books ANYTHING by Augusten Burroughs, The Four Corners of the Sky, The Bell Jar, autobiographies of most ridiculous Hollywood famers. Kind of a slut for Hollywood.