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Gender MALE
Industry Fashion
Occupation Assassins
Sam, 20, paid his dues in the fashion industry as the personal assistant to famed Vogue associate fashion editor Lisa Luder. Soon realizing that he'd rather bitch about people who have no style rather than work with people who have too much, he turned to the lucrative world of fashion blogging. His day job is as a glue engineer at the 3M corp.

Beau, also 20, realized just how "ensembly challenged" the world was after leaving the halls of Bronson Alcott High back in 2006. After brief stints working for Marky Mark, Noxzema, and the Ministry of Catering in Haiti, he found his true calling, as a litigator (those are the scariest kinds of lawyers) for Azzedine Alaïa.
Interests bitchery, couture, taste, discretion, stronger punishments for parole violators, and world peace