Kristen Caven

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Gender Female
Location Oakland, CA
Introduction In addition to her dozen or so blogs, Kristen (Baumgardner) Caven has co-authored three books on parenting, published two memoirs about cartooning, and is working on one musical about living a fairytale life. Learn more at

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will commemorate the sparkling clean kitchen I kept for forty minutes last Thursday. It will be made of shimmering black pearl tapioca.