Sarcasmic Ross

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Engineering
Occupation Electronic Engineer
Location Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Introduction Welcome to the page of Ross Gilligan. I'm a British bred, Oxford raised English boy who has a habit for writing cynical essay or funny features.
Interests Writing (always writing - I never stop), playing guitar, thinking up ways to make life difficult for everyone.
Favorite Movies Silent Hill, Resident Evil, The Grudge, The Ring, The Happening, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Dawn Of The Dead, 10 Things I Hate About You, Titanic, August Rush, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later
Favorite Music Rock, screamo, indie, all the usual crap really.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Making the goat breed with the slinky would give me a slingoat, an animal famous for its ability to jump out of wells whilst carrying a man.