About me

Gender MALE
Location Texas, United States
Introduction I nearly drowned in a kiddie pool at the age of 22. I am a card carrying socialistic neo-conservative. I was once punched in the face by a clown. I enjoy skydiving in Manhattan. I can woo women by playing Bach on the nose flute. I enjoy painting walls plaid. I can read and dictate esperanto. I am the subject of thirteen short films. I design velvet flatware. When I get bored I read Peruvian transcripts of Days of Our Lives. I am a master at full-contact dish washing. But I am never ever sarcastic.
Interests Movies, Music, TV, Books, Hiking, Games, Snowboarding, Laughing, Adventure, I'm up for anything
Favorite Movies Arrested Development, Angel, Buffy, Freaks and Geeks, Gilmore Girls, Lost, BSG, Spaced, 24, Scrubs The Shawshank Redemption, Brazil, Amelie, The Princess Bride, Evil Dead 2, Pleasantville, Ed Wood, Dr. Strangeglove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Aliens, Chasing Amy, Fight Club, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Mallrats, Love Actually, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Tombstone, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Raising Arizona, Monsters Inc., The Nightmare Before Christmas, Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Star Wars, Office Space, When Harry Met Sally, Shaun of the Dead, Happy Gilmore, Garden State, Swingers, The Graduate, Snatch, I like almost any movie
Favorite Music Ben Folds, U2, Aimee Mann, Sting, Tenacious D, The Beatles, Eels, Dave Matthews Band, Foo Fighters, Thomas Newman, They Might be Giants, Tom Petty, Elliott Smith, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Pete Yorn, Bobby Darin, Rachael Yamagata, James Brown, Dean Martin, Gary Jules, Coldplay, Rufus Wainright, Tony Bennet, Ani DiFranco, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, Patsy Kline, Etta James, Prince, John Williams, Brown Derbies, Sublime, Hans Zimmer, Danny Elfman, Billy Joel, Weezer, DVDA, The Who, Queen, Pretty much anything but polka
Favorite Books Chricton, King, Eliot, Tolkien, Frost, Rowling, Seuss, others I can't remember

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

The ground.