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About me

Location Midwest, United States
Introduction I am a real-life, damn near Snow f*cking White (super pale AND gifted at dwarf wrangling) from the Midwest who blogs semi-regularly about everything from my kids’ antics to my husband’s sketchy facial hair to me shitting myself. When I'm not cleaning up random bodily fluids (from the kids, ya' pervs!), taking care of my girlies, & studying up on random, unsolved medical issues, I find time to share about my unique life being married to a stud glassblower and raising three amazing kiddos, two of whom happen to have neuro-metabolic, genetic superpowers. Primary life goals: Find joy daily. Love the hell out of the life I was given. Celebrate everything. Optimize, optimize, optimize, babyyyy.