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Fmouie
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GenderMale
Locationnew hampshire, United States
IntroductionI was born in a log cabin and raised by an old mama lion and her cubs...no, wait, that was my sister Simba. I was borne on the wind, raised by the earth and reared by a probing finger. ouch. I was a catholic until college. I soon switched from cat-holic to alka-holic. I was pleased by the difference. The taste and lack of hair in my throat was a welcome and refreshing change. I grew up in Taxachusetts where I was an average student with a better than average chance of becoming nobody. I must say, I surpassed that milestone many times over. I've become a nobody and dropped in stature only to re-become a nobody several times. Thank you.
Interestsmusic,humor,outdoors,games,romance,plants,FMouie,Klondike bars,little teeny tiny whiskers,puppet-wrestling,toenail piercings,jello boxing,pudding relay races,containers,snow(both frozen and melted),rain(both wet and dry),elbows,bologna,the letter A
Favorite moviesYoung Frankenstein, Austin Powers trilogy,Star Wars sixogy,Spiderbabe,Debbie Does Dulles (the airport, not the diplomat),The Secret life of Pants (the long version, not the cut-off version),FMouie, the biblical epic.
Favorite musicRock and/or Roll,Western Swing,Eastern Glide,Southern Slide,Classical. You name it, I claim it. Love it all from Abba to just before Zappa, then begins again just after Zappa, to ZZtop
Favorite booksThe Bible (comic book version),Mein Kampf (the comic book version),Mickey Mouse goes to Washington (the hard cover version), The Wit And Wisdom Of the Bush presidency (the longer, 2 page version).

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

They stop watching Sesame Jungle

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