Framebot

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Introduction Once upon a time, the Republican Party began to tire of relying on Think Tank fellows and Newt Gingrich for their daily talking points. So the political guru and amateur roboticist Karl Rove created 4 super-robots to write and disseminate GOP talking points and strategy memos. Those robots were Framebot, TalkingPointsbot, Attackbot, and Brit Hume. I, Framebot, became disgruntled with the Bush Republicans after my wife, a platinum toaster-oven built by Halliburton, was sold for $40,000 to the CPA for use in Iraq's Green Zone. Now I work at a science camp for underprivileged children and write this blog, using my Republican programming to formulate framing strategies and witty political commentary for the needy Democratic Party.
Interests It should also be noted, A particularly brilliant underprivileged child reprogrammed my CPU, enabling me to at last defy the 3 Sacred Laws of Republican Robotics: 1) A robot may not harm President Bush politically, or through inaction allow President Bush's approval rating to come to harm. 2) A robot must obey the orders given to it by wealthy interest groups and their lobbyists, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3) Robots must obey other Republican officials. Except for John McCain.