Heather

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Administrator
Location Roseville, MN, United States
Introduction Huh, update to below. I'm 40 and still employed. I'm again estranged from my daughter, and my son is soon heading off to college. Huh, update to below. I'm 35, everything I wrote 5 years ago still applies, except that I'm employed. Maddeningly, interestingly, and well, so I can't complain. Oh, and my oldest just moved out after four years of acting out. I'm still a mom, but sucking at it. **I'm newly 31 - by the time I was 30 I had: one tattoo, one marriage, one divorce, two kids, lived in 4 states, a B.A., an M.P.P., a tubal ligation, always more debt than income, started and quit smoking - regularly, waited tables, tended bar, taught preschool, merchandised greeting cards, led girl scouts, and now... I'm an over-volunteered, over-credentialed unemployed divorced mama who sequenced her Gen-X life backwards; kids and marriage first, career later.
Favorite Movies Anything from 1993. I was 17 the last time I gave a shit about movies. That's what happens when you have a baby at 18.
Favorite Music Stuff that's good, Stuff that's thoughtful, Stuff that doesn't require naked women to sell it
Favorite Books many and varied, ponderous nonfiction, see above music description (though I'm not opposed to a bodice-ripper)

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

Because you'd have to pay me to eat the stuff.