Jon Stan LamBam
My blogs
| Occupation | Van Damme's Doppleganger |
|---|---|
| Introduction | For the past ten years, I've cultivated myself into a likeness of my personal sensei, Jean-Claude Van Damme. By emulating him, I've transformed myself from a pathetic nobody into a sexy somebody. JCVD saved my life. Now, I want to help Americans, who are becoming fat-asses at an alarming rate, transform themselves too. |
| Favorite Movies | Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Lionheart, Double Impact, Hard Target |
Is Van Damme the sexiest person alive, or ever? Or both?