Tom Battey

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Gender Male
Industry Publishing
Occupation Writer and seller of sandwiches
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction Currently I am a London based writer, spending too much money on rent and coffee whilst working on various projects, including a science-fiction novel and a movie script. I enjoy shouting at videogames. I strongly believe that most videogames would be better if they were designed by me. One day I will find a way to prove this to the world and conquer the industry.
Interests Important media, Films, Music, Videogames, Literature, Science Fiction, The Internet, Lager, Lager, Lager, Pies

Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?

Cats are a bit like ninjas. Furry ninjas. Hungry furry ninjas. Who shit on your lawn.