Brandy For Sale.

About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Writing and stuff.
Location Brooklyn, New York, United States
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Introduction The Meanest Girl in the Whole Wide World.
Interests Writing for BUST/GLAMOUR/PLAYGIRL Magazine, MORTIFIED! (www.getmortified.com), homemade mac & cheese, alcoholic beverages & the inherent consequences of imbibing them, roller skates, grooming my elite corral of super-dope accomplices, comedy, accents, adorable pictures of baby animals, freak nasty r&b
Favorite Movies Xanadu, now and forever.
Favorite Music Electric Light Orchestra (see above).
Favorite Books Jesus' Son, Stripping, A Confederacy of Dunces, Election, A Girl Becomes A Comma Like That, Naked, Diary of a Teenage Girl, and comix- especially Peter Bagge and Mary Fleener.

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

If by "win", you mean drink too much & make a fool out of myself, the answer is a resounding yes.