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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Male Escort |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'd like to share my viewpoints and smash yours with a thick stick, I will give my input and fuck yours even harder. I may choose to laugh with you, or perhaps laugh at your massive bush, either way, I know what I'm talking about. |
| Interests | My interests include helping the poor and the homeless to better my society and contribute to this dick-cheese stinkin' world in which my high class call girl wife and I reside, as well as filming threesome short films in my garage with political undertones with my hunk mexican gardner in hopes of exposure to the media. |
| Favorite movies | True Romance, The Girlfriend Experience, Antichrist, Bugsy, Marie Antoinette, Black Swan, All Dogs Go To Heaven, All Good Things, Death Proof, Y Tu Mamá También, The House of The Devil |
| Favorite music | INDIE! Haha, quite gay. S'all about new wave and grunge. |
| Favorite books | The Elephant Vanishes, Dance Dance Dance, The Prince |